There's no way that four out of five people are really good people.  Just watch the way people drive for evidence.  But I guess it's not important whether you ARE a good person, as long as you THINK you're a good person.

--A new survey asked people if they think they'd make Santa's "nice" list or "naughty" list.  And 80% of people went with NICE.  Only one in nine people said they'd be on the naughty list.  The rest weren't sure.