The "Six Million Dollar Man" may have been Bill's hero in the '70's....
...but today he wouldn't even cost ONE million to remake!
Apparently it would only cost $922,000 to rebuild Steve Austin . . . the character played by LEE MAJORS on the classic series . . . using artificial body parts that people are actually using today.
One "bionic" eye - $144,000
Two "smart prosthetic legs" $190,000
Two cochlear implants $264,000,
One artificial heart for $124,700
Two bionic hands for $200,000
.....I am going online RIGHT NOW to build my dream man - Tracy
After attending church on Easter Sunday, KRIS JENNER hit up a pot dispensary called Dementia, where she bought a $200 bong. No, Kris isn't taking up a new hobby . . . she bought it for her MOTHER.
The store manager says, quote, "She was saying her mom had back pain. I explained to her that she needed to get a medicinal marijuana card in order to go to a dispensary. She didn't know about that, so she was curious."
And Michael didn't just SEE the poop. He MOONWALKED INTO IT. Prince was so scared he started following the dog around with a broom and dustpan to make sure it didn't happen again.
The book is called "Remember the Time: Protecting Michael Jackson in His Final Days", and it's coming out in June.
He's at the Palm Beach Improv this weekend and stopped by to say hi!
He also contributed to our Easter debate of the best candy - Cadbury Eggs or Peeps.
Meet Noah VanVooren, who's 18 and has Down syndrome.
Back in October, his high school football team let him suit up, and hescored a touchdown. Now he's in the news again, because he just got into Edgewood College in Madison as part of its "Cutting Edge" program, which is for students with disabilities. There's an awesome video of him opening the acceptance letter.
(NOTE: At :05 Noah says something that sounds like an F-bomb.)